i had a dream i was trying to do my homework and take a bath at the same time and i heard someone laughing at me and i was like “who’s there” and the voice was like “i’m a demon of lust. don’t you wanna jack off right now” and i was like “no i have a lot of homework to do, sorry”

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"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr

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Finish this christmas song! Dashing through the

supermarket hurredly, i need to find syrup. i need all the syrup i can buy. enough to fill 4 bathtubs. im going to cover myself in syrup and slide around the ground to acheive maximum velocity. get ready world im coming your way fast

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